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Friday, January 25, 2013
Really Not Spongeworthy - UPDATE
Disclaimer: No actual massage therapists were harmed during the creation of THIS POST. I bit the bullet and busted out the weed whacker, and I'm sure I'll be getting a plumbing bill very soon to account for that fur coat that went down the drain. It wasn't a deliberately kind act - I just wanted to spend an extra 20 minutes in the bathtub rather than go back to work. Yes, reason #492 why I work from home is that I can take a relaxing bubble bath anytime I want during my workday.I will say that when the massage therapist started to do his sheet origami to expose my now perfectly smooth and soft leg, I was very tempted to open my eyes so that I could wink at him like "Impressive, right?"
