My dear, dear blog readers. I'm writing for your own good. I have no idea how much longer I can tolerate Facebook now that's it's become a myspace wannabe for adults. It was one thing to be streamlined and efficient, just a brief comment here and there from our friends all over the world, allowing us to feel we're keeping in touch just by that constant little reminder every time they update their status. Unfortunately, that has become more Big Brother than "remember when...." and it feels all too voyeuristic to now know every time a friend goes for a run, where they ate for lunch, what homeless person they sat next to at the bus stop (who probably even updated his OWN facebook status about who HE sat next to), and basically all my kids and their friends are just plain creepy. I find it less and less about keeping up with my friends and more about finding out what flavor coffee they're getting and if it was made correctly (damn baristas are out to bring us ALL down!).
So, I am warning you all now that if you want to continue to keep up with the Queen ( and frankly, you'd have to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic not to want that!), please do us both a favor and follow my blog. There's a little link off to the side of this post (right THERE ------------>)
which says "Join This Site" (and under that is a link you can barely see that says sign in if you're already a member.) I promise I will not spam you or stalk you. I just want to make sure YOU can still stay updated with my blog if I can't always tell you I'm updating on Facebook.
p.s. you don't have to be a follower to enjoy my radically conservative independent views. The Queen's messages are always free for everyone (unless you count time wasted reading some of this - that you won't ever get back).
Queen of my own Magic Kingdom, full of all the irreverent, obnoxious, and sometimes offensive sarcasm you know and love. I don't care what people think of me, but I do care if you like my blog. Read, forward, repeat.
