Okay, Alpaca PRODUCTS are coming. The alpaca farm has recently posted that they are now going to be selling their amazing alpaca merchandise in a local hardware store. I told Jay last night.
Me: The alpaca farm is going to start selling their shit at the hardware store
Jay: What do you mean? Who wants to buy alpaca shit?
Me: DUH! I do! I want to go see it.
Jay: Wait. What is it?
Me: I don't know, but I think it has something to do with magic fibers. The amazing alpacas make some amazing magic fibers with their hair or fur or something, and people buy it.
Jay: Oh. So it's not really shit. I didn't know if it was some kind of fertilizer or something.
Me: I don't think it is, but I'm not 100% sure. Why, do you think alpaca fertilizer is better than cow fertilizer?
Jay: I don't really care.
Queen of my own Magic Kingdom, full of all the irreverent, obnoxious, and sometimes offensive sarcasm you know and love. I don't care what people think of me, but I do care if you like my blog. Read, forward, repeat.
