Honestly, does anyone even watch network television anymore to even be bothered by the State of the Union address??? I noticed they only allowed like 1-1/2 hours for it, obviously using the same statistics that prove, like the average Brad Pitt movie, Americans simply can't sit still once you get past that 2-hour mark.
The other two important things I felt should be brought up during this historic event:
1. Branden saying to Jay, "Hey! President Obama got a new haircut!"
2. My own State of the Union poll which determined only 1 in 5 teenagers today has any idea what the State of the Union address is. That is from a reliable scientific study we conducted while 5 teenagers were in the basement today. We scientifically asked the first teenager who came upstairs to raid the kitchen if they were going to watch it, and getting that "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willlis?" look.
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