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Thursday, January 19, 2012
Trisha 2 Puppy 1
Discovered puppy has something white on his head. Discovered it is toothpaste while trying to remove it and succeeded in smearing it in further. Realized I must have dripped it on his head while brushing my teeth earlier. Not sure if I should leave it or wait for Jay to smell it later and almost puke (the man is disgusted by the smell, thought, or vision of other people using toothpaste). Maybe Ginger will lick it off and develop minty fresh breath. None of these solutions works out bad for me.
