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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Snow White Never Knew What Hit Her
Every morning before he leaves, Jay has to kiss me goodbye even though I'm sleeping. I know he does this because about 25% of the time, I wake up as he's leaning over and scream llike a crazy woman about to be chopped to pieces by an axe murderer. But every single morning he does it anyway, so I wonder if it's because he loves me so much that he'd withstand the banshee shrieking, or if it puts a little giddy up in his morning knowing he's scared me senseless.
