It's actually been a pretty long week, and nothing truly exciting has happened, but I thought I would go ahead and update everyone with mini blogs so that:
1. You don't think I fell off the earth. Technically, Man has known the impossibility of that for decades now, but some people still believe it to be true. It's not and I haven't. I don't know if that makes you happy or sad, but it is what it is.
2. I don't want you to get bored without anything to read and end up getting entertained and addicted to another blog. Mine, though it may be rambling and erratic, is still the only truth worth telling, and I promise to keep writing, no matter how inane and trivial my topics, as long as you promise not to cheat on me. That was in the agreement when you started following my blog (or I started spamming you with it, but do we really need to argue semantics?).
Queen of my own Magic Kingdom, full of all the irreverent, obnoxious, and sometimes offensive sarcasm you know and love. I don't care what people think of me, but I do care if you like my blog. Read, forward, repeat.
