Coming soon!
EDITED: This really is coming soon, but first I have to have Jay remind me exactly what this was about again. (No, I'm not talking code about having sex w/my husband!) Many of the blogs on here are collaborations between me and Jay. Actually, they're usually just our ridiculously bizarre conversations, and sometimes if I don't write most of it down right away, I tend to forget the good stuff, such as in this case, where exactly we WERE hiding the pickle. I just know it involved our ongoing conversation of what fun we'll have when he's old and wornout, and hopefully in a wheelchair that me and the kids get to do horrible things to him in/with. Once I find the pickle, I promise I'll tell you all about it.
Queen of my own Magic Kingdom, full of all the irreverent, obnoxious, and sometimes offensive sarcasm you know and love. I don't care what people think of me, but I do care if you like my blog. Read, forward, repeat.
